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Office Depot knows my secret

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

I could totally be a hoarder.

That’s my secret.

Well, I guess its not really a secret…especially to my husband. He has seen firsthand the crazy that I can become when confronted with the prospect of getting rid of things. I have seriously called him at work on garbage and recycling pick up day, livid that he has thrown away a cardboard diaper box without asking me first. I will rant about how I could have used that box, and how it would be ridiculous to have to go buy a cardboard box if I ever needed one, and how there is plenty of room up in the attic to hold a nice little stockpile of cardboard justincase.

“Just in case what?” is often his reply.

I don’t know why I hate throwing away cardboard boxes. Maybe its because I hate that our city doesn’t recycle them. Maybe its because I fantasize about all of the craft projects I could do with them. Maybe I’m just cheap. Or crazy. Or cheap and crazy.

Who knows.

But Office Depot totally gets me. They want to feed my addiction to hoarding cardboard.

See, I ordered this printer at Office Depot. It was a printer I had been watching for a while, and with the sale price and a coupon code, it was more than half off. Plus, if your order totaled $50 or more, you got free next day shipping. However, my order, after the coupon, was $49 and change. So I ordered an eraser, too.

I guess Office Depot is not allowed to just tape the eraser to the outside of the printer box.

cardboard box hoarder

cardboard box hoarder

cardboard box hoarder

Office Depot, you have my heart. Thanks for the lovely, perfectly-sized box. Now excuse me while I go hide it before my evil husband tries to throw it away.

MIA Again

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

The past month has been a blur of activity around here. Birthdays, football games, oral surgeries, car repairs, home repairs, family visits, staying up until 1…2…3 in the morning every other night working…

A my poor little blog has sat neglected, because it honestly feel down the list of important things that needed to be done.

And I really haven’t had a lot that I wanted to write about, really. Just haven’t been in the mood.

So, I’ll be back sometime (hopefully sooner rather than later).

Second Day of School

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Y’all, this is her second day or school, and the first day that I have to take her and drop her off by myself. Fingers crossed that I can make myself leave her there :)

Bloat Gloat – McFatty Monday

Monday, May 10th, 2010

Y’all will get really tired of hearing me say that I’m busy this week, but I really am and I swear you’ll understand why soon.

But I had to make sure to check-in on the state of my rear-end today, even though I am bloated with a capital “urrgghhh.” But despite feeling all “swoll up” and having a really disgusting case of poison ivy that makes me feel even worse, I climbed up on that Wii Fit balance board this morning and was pleasantly surprised.

McFatty Monday - Week Eleven

No real workouts, again.

At the end of it all:

5/10/10
Weight: 141.1lbs

BMI: 25.96
Waist: 31.75″
Hips: 41.5″

This week change:
Weight: loss of 1.3lbs
BMI: loss of .25
Waist: loss of .75″
Hips: gain of .5″

Total

Total Weight Loss: 5.9lbs.
Total BMI Loss: 1.22
Total Inches Lost in Waist: 4.25″
Total Inches Lost in Hips: 1″

Pretty good, y’all. I’m pleased, especially for having eaten a large amount of bacon cake over the weekend and for feeling like I’m carrying around an extra 80 pounds for my dear Aunt Flo.

Goals for next week…(same as last week) Keep going with the salads, the ivy, the smaller portions, and the big one for this week: DO NOT eat a ton of snacks on the little road trip this weekend.