Archive for January, 2009

Pom Pom Serial Killers – BTK

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Pom Pom Serial Killers - BTK

Here is the Pom Pom Serial Killer I made for Joe Mac (at his request, after I showed him the ones that I made for the craft contest). The photo isn’t that good, so I’ll try to get a better photo sometime. I included BTK’s mug shot for comparison.

BTK (Bind Torture Kill) was finally captured after asking the authorities if they could trace floppy disks…they told him “no” and he promptly sent them a disk. They traced it (duh!) and they caught him after like 25 years of him killing people and taunting the authorities.

So, to make BTK, I used two large pom poms for his body, one white pom pom for his head, another large pom pom was cut up and used to make his hair. You can’t see it so well in the photo, but I did a really neat thing on top of his head to show the little bit of hair most bald people have on top of their head when they’re looking all disheveled. I put some hot glue on the top of the pom pom head, and put some of my pom pom hair on it. I let it dry for just a few seconds, and then pulled most of it off, leaving just a little of his “hair.” I also used sharpie and dry some stubble around his face and chin, in a similar manner as how I did the fur look on Belle Gunness. I cut the mustache, tie, shoes and glasses out of brown foam. I used cut the disk out of black foam, and used stiff gray felt and a sharpie to make the silver cover thing. The rope is just string we had around the house. And, of course, googly eyes.

I think it was kind of funny that he sent them a note in a cereal box. When I was a kid, whenever I heard the term “Serial Killer,” I always had a picture in my mind of a box of cereal, ripped open and bleeding cheerioes or fruit loops.

So, I have two more of these to make for friends, then I think I’ll make some cute, cuddly bunnies or teddy bears or something.

Black Heart Anti-Valentines Day Contest

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Black Heart Anti Valentines Day Craft Contest - Serial Killer Pom Pom people

Pom Pom Serial Killers

This is my entry for the Dabbled.org Anti-Valentine Craft Contest. I actually read about the contest on another craft blog, and decided that it was something I should try to do. I came up with this idea the next day. It’s a bit morbid, but I was glad to make something fun and creative. Plus, several of my friends now want me to make little Pom Pom Serial Killers for them too. I’ll just have to make some super cute bunnies or something after I’m done with the serial killers.

Click Here to see the full photo of both of the Pom Pom Serial Killers together with their captions.




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Belle Gunness – Pom Pom Serial Killer

This is my little lady. Her name is Belle Gunness (1859 – ?). She would place personal ads in regional newspapers, and when men would come to meet her, she would charm them and then kill them and bury them on her farm. Sounds like a heck of a first date, right?

To make Belle, I used two large poms poms for her body…one white and one black. One white pom pom for her head, and another grayish brown pom pom for her hair. You can’t see it well in these photos, but there is another, smaller pom pom in the same color on the back of her head, which is her bun. Then, I cut up another pom pom in the same color, and glued the loose pom pom stuff around her head to make it look more like a disheveled bun. Her moth is cut out of black foam, and she has googly eyes. Her boa is a chenille pipe cleaner. I used a sharpie on her body to make it look like fur. Since the ink doesn’t get all the way down in the fibers, it leaves a really nice little texture. Her hands are cut from white foam, and her shoes are cut from black foam. Her knife is cut from a stiff piece of gray felt. Her broach is also cut from black foam and gray felt.

Click Here to see her close up
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Frederick Bailey Deeming – Pom Pom Serial Killer

Here is the little man. His name is Frederick Bailey Deeming (1853 – 1892). Some people thought he might be Jack the Ripper, but he was actually out of the country at that time. He killed his wives (yep, he was also a polygamist) and buried them under the floor boards. How romantic, huh?

To make Frederick, I used two black pom poms for his body, and one white pom pom for his head. His hat is cut from black and red foam, as well as his side burns, mustache, shoes and pocket with handkerchief. The roses in his hand are small red pom poms on gray felt stems. His knife is also made of gray felt. I used the sharpie (in the same way I used it on Belle) for his hair.

Click Here to see him close-up
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Organization from the queen herself

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Marth's Craft Room

This has to be the most well organized anything I have ever seen. Its Martha’s Craft Room!

Seriously, do you know how many shoe boxes marked “random craft stuff” I would have in this room, if it was mine, I mean.

How to settle a child’s stomach

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

sick child - vommitting

Our little girl had her first experience with throwing up Sunday night (you know, since it stopped being “spit up”). It was both funny and miserable at the same time, because she would throw up, and then she wanted to jump on the bed or chase the cat, then she would throw up again. I was frantic, picturing what happens to a soda can after its been shaken up, and tried to keep her still as best I could, but I was fighting a losing battle, and I knew it.

Now, we don’t give her soda. She mostly drinks milk, and sometimes water and juice. I have lived most of my life as a Coca-Cola addict, and I don’t want the same fate for my offspring. So, we just don’t give it to her.

When my parents insisted that giving a child warm, flat Coca-Cola was the best thing for a messed up tummy, I didn’t really want to listen. I mean, these are the people responsible for my addiction. But, you know what…it worked. I spoon fed it to her, and she was then able to keep down some more liquids, and then some food. Pedialyte didn’t work, water didn’t work, and juice didn’t work. But warm, flat Coke totally did the job.

UPDATE 1/13/10 – Somehow, this post has gotten quite a bit of action on the search engines. Based on my experience, everything I read, and what the doctor’s told me, the best thing to do is to let the kid puke until they stop (as long as they don’t get dehydrated), let them rest for a while if they can (hour or so), then try to give them liquids in small amounts, gradually increasing the amount of liquid if they keep it down. Oh, and let them rest if they fall asleep…don’t wake them up to give them water or other fluids. But I’m not a doctor or anything, and my opinion should only be trusted as the opinion and advice of a mother of young children.

If you came her looking for better advice (which I’m sure you did), I would maybe try one of the following links:

Mayo Clinic – Treating dehydration in sick children
Rehydration Project – Homemade rehydration solution recipe (like Pedialyte, but you make it at home)
iVillage – When to seek immediate medical attention (on page 2)

An Ode to Ivy

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Ivy ruins wood

Before

Ivy ruins wood

Ivy ruins wood

I wish I didn’t have to do this…but its the only way. If I leave you there, you’ll ruin the wood, and I just can’t let that happen. Even though you’re so pretty, sitting there, intertwined with the railing and the chair, this has to stop. You will just keep holding in moisture, and you’re going to cause rot. So, I’m sorry, but this is goodbye.

Ivy ruins wood

After

Ivy ruins wood

Ivy ruins wood

As beautiful as the ivy was, we just had to get rid of it. It had grown all over the porch, and since this wood has been here for like 90 years, we wanted to keep it. So, the ivy had to go so that we can take care of the wood, so it will be here another 90.

I didn’t think removing the ivy would be difficult, but I wasn’t prepared for the complexity of getting it off the railing. It had grown around each post like 5 times, so there was a lot of untangling involved, and I got more than a few cuts and scrapes from dealing with it. We’re hoping to make a trellis for the ivy in another part of the yard, where we can let it grow freely.

Here’s a photo of what the wood looked like underneath the ivy. Really, I keep telling myself, it was for the best.

Ivy ruins wood

Got my subscription to Ready-Made!

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Ready Made Magazine

So I’m super excited that I got my subscription to Ready-Made magazine today. We had some old issues that a friend gave us, and I thought the magazine was pretty awesome, but didn’t really think of subscribing until we moved into our new house and I started doing more crafty stuff. My husband got me the subscription for Christmas (great job honey!), and I got my first issue today.

There are lots of neat projects and ideas in this issue, but my favorite thing so far has to be the “Home Fixes” section. For example, they describe how you can use regular white glue to remove a splinter by putting glue on it, letting it dry, and then peeling the glue (and the splinter) right off. How awesome is that?! The also describe how you can use a bowl of water to determine whether or not an egg is fresh. Eggs that sink to the bottom are super fresh, eggs upright on the bottom are ok, and if it floats, then its bad. They have tons of other neat little tips as well. I didn’t see the current issue online, but most magazines wait a month or so to post their content online. However, you can check out the archives from the home fixes sections by going to readymade.com and searching for “home fixes,” or you can try this link (not sure if it will work though, since it might be a session thing): Homes Fixes.

Landscaping – More Hidden Treasures

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

brick trim on concrete sidewalk

So, something else we noticed when we bought the house, is that there appeared to be some brick trim along the side of the concrete sidewalk leading up to the front of the house. It looked like there were maybe 5 or 10, because the grass was growing up to the concrete along most of the sidewalk. We figured there were more under there, but we had no idea what kind of condition they were in. So one afternoon, I decide to dig them out.

brick trim on concrete sidewalk

They ended up being in much better condition than I had imagined, and I can’t wait to see what it looks like in the spring. Also, since we plan on using a brick red color as an accent color when we paint the house, I think it will make the brick on the walkway pop :)

brick trim on concrete sidewalk

Landscaping – Stone walkway

Monday, January 19th, 2009

stone walkway

So, when we bought our house, I noticed some stones in front of the steps on the side of the porch. The stones were mostly covered with grass, but you could tell there were probably 6 or 7 stones there. I was intrigued.

After living here for a month, I was out on the porch one day while my daughter was napping, and I decided to see if I could dig out the stones. Since I thought there were maybe 5 or 10, I didn’t think it would take long.

I got my brand new gardening tools–a trowel and spade that I think have the greatest handles ever. They’re OXO, which I love…partly because the make everything from measuring cups to garden tools, and partly because they always feel more sturdy that most new items you see in stores. Anyway, I was very excited about using them, even though I wasn’t really sure if they were the best tools for the job. I got out there, put on my gloves, and started digging out grass.

As I was digging out the grass, I quickly noticed there were a lot more stones that I originally thought. There ended up being about 30 stones, and most of them were completely buried under a couple of inches of dirt and grass. Once I got them all out, I knew we were going to have one sweet little pathway.

About a week later, my husband and I got some dirt from the back of the back yard (we found out we have some really great dirt for this area…its usually really sandy, but ours is good soil-dirt). We dug out a rectangle where we would put the path, and spread some dirt about 1-2 inches thick in the area. Then we just put the stones down in the dirt. It took a few tries to get an arrangement we liked, but I think its looking pretty awesome now.

The plan is to let the stones settle a bit in their places, and then try to put some sod in between them. We’d love for the grass to grow in between the stones, to kind of soften it and make it feel like its been there forever. We’re just digging out sod from other parts of the yard where we are removing grass. I know that sounds weird, to remove grass, but our yard has some seriously out of control grass in some area. For example, the stones and the concrete walk in front of the house. You could barely see the stones, and there is a brick border around our concrete walk that most people didn’t even notice since the grass was grown up so much on top of them. I guess “grown up” is the wrong word, because the people who had the house before did take great care of the grass, and it was never high. The grass just kind of overtook some other parts of the yard, because it wasn’t trimmed or edged or something.

Anyway, here is what our little stone path looks like now:

stone walkway

stone walkway

The goal is to eventually have the grass grow in between the stones kinda like this:

stone walkway

I’ll add a photo in the spring when the grass is alive, because it will, hopefully, look a bit prettier then.

Renovation – Attic Pull Down Access

Monday, January 19th, 2009

attic pull down stairs

So, I’m finally writing about our very first renovation project for our house that was completed a week ago. We didn’t really do much with this one, since we hired some guys to come do the work for us. We didn’t feel comfortable cutting through rafters ourselves, since we’ve never really done anything like that and, you know, rafters can kind of be important to holding a house up. So, I think its a good idea to call in professionals sometimes. The guys that did our work were fantastic, and I highly recommend them if you live in South Carolina. I think they do work from like Newberry to Florence, so they have a wide area they service. The guy’s name is Jamie Drake, and he works for Atkinson Home Improvement out of West Columbia. Seriously, we’re going to be using them in the future, and I’m about to show you why.

Here is what we had when we started. It is what it looks like…a hole in the ceiling in the bathroom.

attic pull down stairs

This will give you an idea of the scale. The actual “access panel” (aka – hole) is only really big enough for a child or very small adult to fit through.

attic pull down stairs

Now, for the attic pull down access, we wanted it installed in the hallway in between the bedrooms and the bathroom. This seemed the most logical place to have it. In our entire house, all of the doorways and windows have a consistent trim treatment. The board running along the top overhangs anywhere from a quarter inch to an inch over the trim boards running up vertically on each side. Its hard to explain, so here’s a picture.

attic pull down stairs

Now, since this hallway has four doorways in it, all with this trim, we wanted the trim around the attic access to match. The guys did a great job with the, and managed to make it fit with the rest of the trim very well.

I didn’t take a photo of the hallways before, but really it was just the tongue and groove ceiling, like in the rest of the house, with a light fixture and a smoke alarm. Since there are smoke alarms in both bedrooms, we’re just moving the smoke alarm from the hall up into the attic, and the light fixture was a very basic, fairly new light fixture, so we just removed it and we’ll use the wiring in the attic for lights up there.

The overhang on the trim is pretty minimal, but I think it works, since the trim in the rest of the house varies from door to door on the amount of overhang, and since we used a smaller board for this trim. So, I think it works as far as proportion. You wouldn’t think it was installed in 1922, obviously, but I don’t think it feels too out of place.
attic pull down stairs

attic pull down stairs

We’re very excited about this, because if now allows us to stop using our bedroom as the attic, which will let me walk to my side of the bed instead of having to climb :)

Once we paint, I think it will look amazing. We’re waiting for it to get a little warmer before we paint, so it will likely be March before this project is totally done. Until then, though, its great to be able to get some stuff up there. I’ll post pictures of what the attic looks like once we get lighting up there.

Crafts – Winter Window

Friday, January 16th, 2009

paper snowflake craft - paper snowflake window

So I got this idea from Martha’s website. She had a bunch of stiffened doilies hanging from strings to make a curtain. You can check it out here: Martha snowflake curtain

However, my husband didn’t like the idea of having a curtain of snowflakes, so I had to scratch that. And, since I don’t just happen to have a collection of doilies sitting around, I had to make my own snowflakes.

I cut out the snowflakes from basic white computer paper. I decided I wanted some blue in there, so I painted a couple of sheets of computer paper blue with some craft paint, and let them dry overnight before cutting snowflakes out of those. I figured out that you don’t want to paint the snowflakes after you’ve cut them out, because the paper will get wet and is easier to tear, and it will wrinkle when its dry.

So, for the designs, I just drew some squiggles and curls with pencil, and then cut them out on the lines. If you don’t think you can make your own designs, there are templates available online. Here is a template my mother-in-law found: Snowmen Paper Snowflake

To put them on the window, I used a mix of string and regular scotch tape.

Sometime soon, I’ll try to get the patience to post the templates for some of my snowflake designs.