Archive for February, 2009

What a Crazy Week

Friday, February 20th, 2009

So this week has been really odd. First, I get Finalist and then Honorable Mention in the Anti-Valentines craft contest (People’s Choice voting is on until Tuesday, so please go vote for me if you haven’t already!), and then, today I get more neat news.

I got an email from someone at Ready-Made Magazine that they are going to print something I sent them in the Letters to the Editor section in an upcoming issue. I’m sure its not the next issue, since I’m sure that’s already gone to print, but maybe the one after that? I’ll let everyone know when its in there, in case you want to go check it out. The weird thing is that the email I wrote was a submission for the Home Fixes section of the magazine, so I’m not really sure why they want to print it for the Letters to the Editor section.

Oh right, I just looked at the email I sent them…I started it off by saying that I thought the Home Fixes section alone was totally worth the price of my subscription. I bet that’s why.

[EDIT] – I JUST read that the entire Ready-Made staff–the founders, creative team, everyone–have been let go, and the mag is now being published entirely by the Meredith Media team in Iowa. Seriously, they fired the FOUNDERS of the magazine? How effed up is that? I was really excited about this, and so excited to have a subscription to the magazine, but now I’m wondering if I’m in for a huge disappointment. How can a big corporate team possibly make this mag as good as it has been in the past? I’m keeping my fingers crossed, but I’m not going to get my hopes up. My thoughts and prayers go out to the staff, and I hope to see other projects from them in the future. You can check out the info I found on the subject at the following links:
Not Martha
Meredith Dumps Ready-Made Creative Team
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On another note, I went yesterday to visit my grandmother in the hospital. She had a heart attack on Tuesday, but she is doing very well, especially considering her age. She may be able to go home today. I was able to spend a good bit of the day with her, and I brought along my crochet stuff, just in case she was napping a lot. She was so excited that I brought it, and told me that she and her mother crocheted. I’m just learning, and really am just practicing the stitches at this point. Well, she picked it up, and started showing me other stitches! She hasn’t touched it in 20 or 30 years, and she just picked it up like she was doing it yesterday. It was so neat! Now I’ve decided that I really have to keep practicing, and get on this, because I think it would be so neat to be able to show her something that I’ve made. It was a great visit :)

So yeah, don’t forget to vote for me:


I got an Honorable Mention!

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Yay! My Pom Pom Serial Killers were a finalist in The Dabbled.org Anti-Valentine Craft Contest, and actually ended up getting an Honorable Mention! I’m pretty excited, considering its the first craft competition I’ve ever entered!



Voting is still going on for the People’s Choice, so please go here and vote for me if you get a chance!

Vote For Me!

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Pom Pom Serial Killers - Anti-Valentines Day Craft Content

So, my Pom Pom Serial Killers, which I entered in the Dabbled.org Anti-Valentine Craft Contest, have been named finalists! Yay!

Now, they have opened voting to the general public to select the People’s Choice. Please go over to Dabbled.org and vote for my Pom Pom Serial Killers!

To vote for me, just scroll down (Mine is the 7th entry down in the poll), and click on the little gray box next to my entry. Then scroll down past the skeleton, and click on the vote button (on some browsers, the button is kind of cut off…it just looks like a thin gray bar, which is why I posted instruction).

Oh, and also, they told me I was a finalist and said I should tell my friends…I wasn’t going to try to stuff the ballot or anything. But since they said I should tell my friends, I figure its ok.



I Taught Myself Crochet!

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Learn to Crochet

Well, not really. But that’s what the book promises me. Above, you will see my first attempts at crochet. The bottom straggly pieces were the product of the book’s directions. Not that the book is bad or anything, but I just couldn’t get the written instructions and diagrams. The big trapezoid (which should actually be a square, if I was good at this) is the product of a friend’s suggestion of looking it up on You Tube. So yeah, if you want to learn to crochet, watch this lady’s tutorials Crochet 101. It was so helpful to actually see someone doing it. If you’re trying to learn how to crochet, I really recommend watching these or other You Tube videos to help you figure out what to do, because those little diagrams are kinda confusing. Well, they were to me anyway.

So, I’m pretty excited about this crochet stuff! Thanks so much to my wonderful husband again for the starter kit! I’m really excited about getting better at it so I can make really cool stuff.

Like, for example, crazy little toast people and liquor bottles made by Yummy Pancakes.

Yummy Pancakes Mr. Toastee

Or a really cute flower purse like the one Future Girl made recently.

And these awesome crochet pendant lamps from Rian Rae.

Crochet Pendant Lamp

These are all things that I’ve seen online lately that really really make me want to learn to crochet. I mean, how awesome is it that you can do all of this with the same basic materials? I’m pretty excited, and will post my progress as I (hopefully) get the hang of this. I’m sure it will be a while before I try any projects as complicated as these (if ever!), but I’m hoping to start on a little scarf for my two-ear-old this week. Baby steps!

Happy Birthday to me!

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

old lady crocheting, old lady knitting

So, yesterday, Friday the 13th, was my birthday. It was a pretty good birthday for the most part…and definitely better than many others I’ve had, even with spending half the day cleaning up baby puke.

I was really excited about my awesome birthday gifts! My mother and father-in-law gave me some cash, and I went to AC Moore craft store and got a bunch of neat stuff. I got some stuff to start cross stitching again, which I’m pretty excited about, as well as some felt, rhinestones, and neon green glitter paint for my upcoming collaboration with Joe. I may post about that on here some as we’re working on it, but one of the main ideas behind the collaboration is to blur the lines between fine art and arts and crafts in a purely tasteless fashion. I can’t wait!

And, my darling husband did an excellent job on the birthday gifts this year! He got me a a gift card to Micheal’s and a beginners crochet kit called “I Taught Myself Crochet.” It comes with patterns and all, but I think I’m going to jump right into stuff that I want to try, like this awesome Wood Grain Pillow that was actually the reason that my husband got the kit for me. He had seen me looking at it online several times after I showed it to him on one occasion, and thought I would love to learn how to make one. Isn’t he sweet?

Now, we have decided that I still need a few more supplies before I can jump into the whole cross stitch and crochet thing. I’m going to need a housecoat, little pink curlers, some old slippers, and a foot stool. I don’t care if knitting and crocheting are becoming hip and cool…if I’m going to do it, I want to feel as much like an old lady as possible.

One day, I hope to make crazy awesome things like this Crochet Lamp. How freaking cool is that?!

They can’t handle the truth

Friday, February 13th, 2009

You know you’re a work-at-home-mom when you have to tell your client that you’ll be unavailable for the next few hours, when in fact you are trying to figure out how to remove toddler vomit from the fur of Mr. Teddy.

Here’s a tip…Waffle House food might be too greasy for a two-year-old.

Oh, and another good tip…don’t try to use laundry detergent to clean the bear. Its impossible to get that stuff out. And don’t try to rinse it off in the shower. It just soaks the poor little bear and makes his fur all matted, and then he will take forever to dry.

If anyone know a good way to clean a teddy bear, please let me know!

PS – Here’s another tip…when there are chunks, try to get them off before putting the item in the washing machine. If you put in, say, a blanket covered in puke and chunks of waffle and hashbrowns, you’re not going to get a clean blanket when the cycle is done. You’re going to get a blanket covered in very clean chunks of waffle and hashbrowns.

UPDATE 3/4/09: After more testing, I’ve found a possible solution to the vomit-covered Teddy bear dilema. Here’s my newest post on the topic.
http://paperclipsandplaypens.com/?p=177

Save Handmade!

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Handmade by label - Save Handmade

So, for anyone who hasn’t heard, there is a new law that was just enacted today, called the Consumer Products Safety Improvement Act, which could, in its current form, effectively ban the production and sale of handmade items for children. I won’t go into the specifics about the law, because others have done a much better job than I could of explaining it. You can find some of those explanations of the Consumer Products Safety Improvement Act here and here.

Save Handmade Toys

I’m writing because I have hope now that our government representatives are actually doing something about it. I’m proud to say that South Carolina’s own Jim DeMint has submitted a bill to amend the CPSIA so that it will not penalize small business and charities.

You can view his s.374 bill to amend the Consumer Products Safety Improvement Act here.

Please contact your own representatives and show your support for this amendment! CoolMomPicks.com has a great sample letter and a nice resource for finding the contact info for your representatives. Just add to the sample letter that you would hope that this representative supports bill s.374 proposed by Senator Jim DeMint in support of small businesses and the handmade insudtry of this country.

Also, below you can read the email I received from him today, in response to the letter I wrote to each of my Congressmen and Senators a few weeks ago.

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Dear Mrs. ___,

Thank you for contacting me to express your concerns over new regulatory changes being implemented by the Consumer Products Safety Commission (CPSC). I have been an outspoken critic of many of these changes as they are both unnecessarily burdensome and overreaching. I appreciate having your input on the issue.

As you are undoubtedly aware, the Consumer Products Safety Improvement Act (CPSIA) of 2008 was hastily passed through Congress and signed into law last fall in response to a lead paint scare involving children’s toys manufactured in China. Unfortunately, the law places unnecessary burdens on domestic producers requiring onerous testing for lead and other toxic substances for any products geared towards children age 12 and under. It is disappointing that Congress did not see fit to pass a law that protected children from lead in a way that did not threaten so many businesses.

Because of the new regulations which take effect today, small businesses across the country may be forced to close their doors or drastically increase their production costs in order to comply with CPSC guidelines. This foreseeable consequence was one of the main reasons for my opposition to the CPSIA last year. In the current economic climate it is imperative that the government protect individual ingenuity and hard work and not over-regulate the backbone of American enterprise, small businesses.

In response to this reactionary policy I have introduced S.374, a bill to amend the Consumer Product Safety Act to provide regulatory relief to small and family-owned businesses. This bill will help minimize the negative impacts of these new regulations through the following six major reforms:

1.Delay the overreaching regulations six months so that all parties can work together to address the needs of our small businesses and the needs of product safety.

2.Allow small manufacturers to use the testing and certification that their component suppliers have done to certify that the components do not contain an impermissible amount of lead. This will save small manufacturers from having to subject their products — many of which are made in small runs — to duplicative and expensive multi-thousand dollar tests.

3.Exempt thrift stores, yard sales, consignments shops and other re-sellers from the prohibitions in the act. Goodwill, the Salvation Army and your local flea market were never the source of the product safety concerns encountered last year, and they won’t be in the future. They are good actors trying to provide Americans of modest means with value oriented products. They shouldn’t be subjected to tens of thousands of dollars in potential liability.

4.Prevent retro-active enforcement of the act. There are millions of dollars of safe products in the warehouses and stores around the country today, which could become un-sellable under CPSIA. This will prevent thousands of products from being destroyed and the livelihood of thousands of businesses from being threatened.

5.Provide a Good-Faith Exemption. The act and its associated regulations are extremely complex. Small manufacturers are having difficulty understanding what the act requires of them. While many small businesses are doing their best to comply with the act it’s possible someone could accidentally run afoul of the act. If they can show that their error was made in good-faith, my bill will provide them with a one-time exemption from sanction.

6.Requires the CPSC to provide small businesses with a compliance guide. This is an extremely technical regulation that impacts a number of small businesses who don’t have large compliance departments to decipher the regulations for them. Senator DeMint’s bill would require the CPSC, in consultation with the state and federal small business agencies, to develop a compliance guide that addresses the concerns of the small business community.

Currently, S.374 has been referred to the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation of which I am a member. I look forward to soliciting support for these changes from my colleagues on the committee and will continue to push for common-sense policies addressing product regulation. While I was hopeful that Democratic leadership would have worked with me to enact this change in law last week before the deadline, I will continue to work to improve this law so that business can get out from under these onerous regulations. I look forward to enacting a solution that protects both children and family businesses.

Again, thank you for contacting me to express your thoughts and concerns. Please do not hesitate to contact me in the future with any issues important to you or your family. It is an honor to serve you and the people of South Carolina.

Sincerely,

Jim DeMint
United States Senator

Martha’s Tissue Paper Pom Poms

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Tissue Paper Pom Poms

So, it seems that I’m a bit obsessed with pom pom things lately, which is weird, since I’m not really a fluffy, poofy, pom pom kind of person. But, when I saw this great idea from Martha, I had to try it. I’m going to use these for decorations at a party we’re throwing for a friend.

Go here to check out the tutorial from Martha: Martha Stewart Crafts Blue Tissue Paper Flower Pom Poms

Well, I didn’t feel like going out to find one of Martha’s pre-cut kits, so I did my own cutting. It wasn’t difficult, though I’m sure Martha’s pre cut tissue paper looks cleaner.

I took about 10 sheets of tissue paper, and accordion folded the whole bundle together. Then I cut shapes out of each end. This got kind of messy since the bundle was so thick, which is why I think Martha’s kit is probably preferable if you want them to look really polished. From there, I just followed her instructions.

This is a little one I made. It didn’t out so well, but its still kind of cute.

Tissue Paper Pom Poms

On this one, I didn’t cut the ends after I accordion folded, so it looks a little more like a paper lantern

Tissue Paper Pom Poms

Tissue Paper Pom Poms

Here’s one good piece of advice…when you’re fanning out the tissue paper, be very careful. I ripped each one about 5 times, and it didn’t look so good. Do it slowly, and pull up and then out, not just straight out.