Archive for February, 2010

Knock Knock

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

You know who doesn’t quite get knock knock jokes? My darling little preschooler.

Mommy, knock knock

Who’s there?

Milk

Milk who?

Ball!

Bless her heart, she’s trying.

I attempted to teach her the “orange” knock knock jokes, and now her answer to “orange who?” is “orange milk.”

At least her knock knock jokes are amusing, even if they don’t make sense, which is more than I can say for Dora. But what can I expect from a show that calls the question “What can you use to cut this rope?” a riddle.

That’s not a riddle. That’s just a question.

Please, Dora, stick to teaching my child to count to 10 in Spanish.

And yes, we are still staying with The Godmother and The Godfather, because our stupid heat is still not working. Someday soon, I will be back in my own house, and I will write in the blog more regularly, but until then, you guys get what you get.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

Still no heat.

We’re nomads. We’re staying with The Godmother and The Godfather, again. We might as well just sell our house, move in with them, and split their bills. I’m sure they would love that, since we’re so awesome…and since two adults, a toddler, an infant, and a cat are no trouble at all. Yeah…I can see the Godmother now nodding her head and saying “Uh-huh, right” and giving me that “You done lost your ever-lovin’ mind” look that she is so famous for.

I haven’t been able to work, because my house (which holds my computer with everything I need to do my work) is about 10 degrees colder than it is outside, making working next to impossible. How are you supposed to be creative when your brain is frozen?

I could never live in Alaska or Canada. I’m such a pussy.

Seriously, my toilet seat is so cold that I have to pop a squat in my own house. It would be my luck to get frozen to the potty and have to call the fire department to remove the seat and my behind from the cold crapper.

The Diddy has been doing some of my work for me…the “grunt” work, as he calls it. And he has literally saved my butt. I don’t know what I would do without him helping me, besides lose a client and kiss my wonderful work-at-home career goodbye. I’m being a little dramatic, but I would be up shit creek if it wasn’t for my wonderful father.

I’m (somehow) not losing my mind…yet. I’m such a control freak, and I HAVE to have plans for everything, and I just haven’t had control or the ability to plan all week. All my plans just fly out the window, so I think I’ll just have to give up on making them until we get back into our house.

So, wish us luck, ya’ll.

And, please, if you know me IRL, buy me a drink when this is all over. I think I might have to take to drinking.

Four Months

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Happy Four Month Birthday my sweet girl!

What a joy you are to be around…with your whole-face grins and your excited squeals. Your little forearm fat rolls and your chubby baby cheeks. Your big bright eyes and that adorable little bald spot that you’ve developed that makes you look so much like your Daddy.

I love to hold you at night, when you’re half asleep and smiling faintly, when you grab on to my shirt and hold on like you’re fighting gale-force winds.

I love to watch you bat at your duck, or grab that lady bug and pull him towards your face, trying everything you can to get him in your mouth. I love to see you nomming away on your bunny’s ears, or wrapping your little fingers around lamby’s rings. And I especially enjoy watching you trying to roll over, making it all the way from one side to the other, and then getting stuck right there an inch away from getting on to your tummy.

And your new little sounds amaze us every day. The “coos” and “yips” and “aaahhs”, and the occasional “ahhh-gooo” or “ooowwwrrrrrrr.” Sometime you give us a scare, because we forget that these noises might be coming from you, and we search the house frantically for an injured mouse or broken appliance…but then we realize that it was just you, exploring those vocal cords and keeping us on our toes.

You are so cute when you lay on your belly and hold that little head up, looking around the room at everything like you’ve never seen it before, that little head bobbing up and down like you belong on a dashboard. You are just about too adorable for words.

I love you, sweet girl, and I can’t believe it’s already been four months since we met. I hope you have a happy day :)

Dear Blog

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

I suck.

More accurately, my heat, my car and my schedule suck.

I do sincerely apologize that you have been neglected the past few days, and I promise, from the bottom of my heart, that you and I will spend some quality time together soon.

My free moments have been few and far between, and have mostly been spent with my friends and family, who have been kind and generous enough to visit me and get me out of the house. I have had a wonderful time, but have thought of you often.

Tonight, while The Godmother and I were sewing and talking about couponing and blogging, I thought of you, and how much you would love to see photos of my amazing pillow case.

I’m sure you would love to hear all about how the four of us were pondering aloud the historical origins of the process known as “tie-dye.” Or how The Godfather fed us an abundance of cheese, bacon and starch dishes for dinner. Or how Kyla and I serenaded the girls with Peaceful Easy Feeling in the car on the way home.

But it is now 1AM, and I must rest in preparation for the battles ahead of me tomorrow. I will need organization and cunning to make my CVS trip as fruitful as possible, I will need strength to haul my girls around while their father deals with the mystery error message on the car, and I will need speed to get as much work done as possible before the heat goes out again.

And bloggy, tomorrow, while The Godfather and Kyla Brown annoy the heck out of me playing Axis and Allies for, like, ten hours, I will think of you, and how you would be amused by the details of their excruciatingly-long history-nerd party.

If I’m really lucky, I may be able to steal away to be with you for a short time during the fall of Germany, but if I am unable, please think of me fondly until we meet again.

Hugs and Kisses,
Me

Snow 2010, BDay and VDay

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

South Carolina snow 2010

Ya’ll wanna know why I haven’t posted all weekend?

WE GOT SNOW!!!

Like 8 inches of snow.

For my birthday. It almost never snows here, and it has NEVER snowed on my birthday.

And Kyla Brown gave me the best birthday card EVER. It made me cry.

It was so awesome.

And My Mamma and Diddy came to visit, and our heat went out again, and came back on again (for the past two nights), and now it’s Valentines Day.

So, it’s been a busy weekend…and blog posting just didn’t fit into the schedule.

But, since I’ve been so slack, you get a gazillion pictures of the girls’ first REAL snow!

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Sewing Class Update…and Why The Godmother is Awesome

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Had our second sewing class tonight, and again, had tons of fun. I love those ladies. The Godmother and the BFF are the best classmates ever, and our teacher and her mom crack me up. The BFF’s “doo-vlay” is coming along swimmingly, and The Godmother, while she had a little oopsie with measuring tonight, is going to be gifting some gorgeous bedding in a couple of weeks. I love that my friends have such good taste, so I don’t have to try to think of something nice to say when something looks bad. They both picked out such great fabrics, and I can’t wait to see how everyone’s projects turn out.

So, for those who don’t know me, my birthday is coming up (Saturday), and I haven’t really thought about it too much. Well, other than to make plans for My Mamma and Diddy to come visit and get some Red Lobster cheese biscuits. I LOVE RL cheesy biscuits.

So yeah, birthday…hadn’t thought about it too much, and was so pleasantly surprised when I walk into sewing class and The Godmother gives me a gift bag! And it contained a candle that smells like cupcake icing (I want to eat it…the candle, I want to eat the candle…is that weird?) and the beautiful vintage daisy dish that I wrote about last month! That girl is so thoughtful! Thank you Godmother!

I think that she should now be The Fairy Godmother, because she is so awesome (and because The Godfather suggested it) and because she is the opposite of a “fairy,” which makes it both funny and ironic.

See, fairies are kind of dainty, right, and pretty fragile.

Let me tell a quick story to explain why she is the opposite of a fairy. I think I’m telling this story right, but if I’m not, feel free to correct me. I heard it secondhand from a bunch of drunks, so details are blurry.

Well, when a friend of ours (who happens to be a rather burly and tough looking fellow) was exploring the possibility of coming to blows with another fellow (who had attempted to man-handle said friend’s wife), he turned not to The Godfather or Kyla Brown (or any other male in the area), but to The Godmother, and said “You got my back, right?”

To which she surveyed the opposition and said “He’s a pansy, you can take him” and walked off.

Now that is badass.

And I can tell you, if you want someone to plan your party, help you pick out home furnishings, decipher your insurance explanation of benefits or get your back in a fight, she is an excellent person to call.

Or when you find yourself temporarily homeless, as we have on several occasions, she’s all like “come on over!” Even if you need to stay for a month. No joke. I owe this girl way more than a slightly matured house plant.

So, yeah…THANK YOU GODMOTHER! I’ll post pictures of the dish in its new home soon:)

[EDITED TO ADD] – I didn’t just write this because she gave me a present…that’s just what reminded me that I had wanted to write about how awesome she is :)

On Why I Love Heat

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Tuesday night, around 8:30, Kyla Brown and I each smelled something that could only be described as a “garlic burp.” I didn’t say anything to him about it (because I’m nice like that), but he goes “Are you eating croutons?!”

No. I smell it, too!

We both kind of freak out, and run around trying to figure out where the smell is coming from. The he’s all “put the girls’ clothes on and get in the car! It might be a gas leak!”

We go get in the car and drive away while he goes to look around under the house. I drove around the neighborhood like eighty times, because he said it was safer for us to not be near the house and parking made the girls angry. We called the gas company and they were there in about thirty minutes.

No gas leak.

Yay!

But our heater was broken. The smell probably came from the motor burning out.

We had no heat. It’s like 30 degrees, which might as well be ten below to a South Carolina native. And we have two very small children, one being an infant. This is unacceptable.

Called the home warranty company (I’ll name names at the end), and reported our claim. Said someone would be out tomorrow. Yay for someone answering the phone at 10PM.

Called the BFF (AKA Best Friend Since Second Grade), and she and her awesome roommate headed over to bring us electric space heaters. Called The Mamma and Diddy, who were giving help and advice the whole time, for an update. Called The In-Laws, who “middle-named” me and insisted that we would NOT be staying at the house that night and that we were getting a hotel room…ROCK.

We have the greatest friends and family EVER.

BFF and her roommate get here, give us space heaters and chips (names later) hang out, and calm me down. They held the girls while we packed, and everyone laughed at me when I asked if we should get some blankets or something out for the cat. I still don’t see why it was so ridiculous. Sure, cats have fun and live outside, but THIS cat has never lived outside, and is about the biggest pansy ever. So, yeah, then they went home.

Those ladies are gems, I tell you.

About this time, you could feel the house getting significantly cooler.

We headed over to the hotel (name names later), and got checked in. It was so windy. Really, really windy. And cold. And as we walked into the room, I thought about how awful it would be at my house in a couple of hours, and I got a new-found appreciation for heat.

We cuddled on the nice, comfy beds, and ate those yummy chips. I thought we would be up forever, since Sadie is not good at going to bed when other people are in the room, but we all passed out pretty much immediately. We all slept great, we were warm and it was fantastic.

Woke up, went home, and faced that not-so-warm house of ours. It was 53 inside when we got there at 10:30AM. Not freezing, but not the temperature I want my house to be.

The Godfather offered their home as our personal hotel and bar if the need should arise, as it has several times since we have known them. But we decided to stay at the house and wait for the repairman together, just in case there was bad news and we had to become temporary homeless people again.

We closed all of the doors, and camped out in the dining room and foyer with both space heaters going. We sat on blankets, played, and ate a lot. Sadie thought it was really fun, for the most part, and Ruby seemed to like being cuddled up in blankets. It was nice, getting to spend time as a family without having a bunch of stuff to do (I made Kyla call in to work, as I was not going to watch the girls, deal with the repairman, and be cold all day by myself). So, except for the being really cold part, it was nice.

Sadie sat at the table and colored for a while, while I made sketches of the bedding I want to make, and Kyla held Ruby while he played some game on my cell phone. Sadie and I pretended to talk on the phone and sang the ABC song while Daddy made lunch. Ruby got quite the kick out of sucking on her blanket, and made the cutest little noises at her cold bunny from her warm and cozy mat. It was almost sweetness overload.

Except for the being cold. We really need to do that sometime when it’s not 40 degrees in all but two rooms of our house.

So, finally, this afternoon, the repairman came. And he couldn’t find what was wrong with it…

BECAUSE THE DAMN THING STARTED RIGHT UP!!!

He couldn’t figure out what was wrong with it, but thought what we smelled might have been a piece of insulation that got too hot? I don’t know, and I really don’t care right now. I just know that we have heat again, and we only had to pay the small service charge for them coming out. And it is so so rad to have heat.

Gigantic thank you’s to the BFF, her roommate, The Godfather (and Godmother), The Mamma and Diddy and the In-Laws…ya’ll are so awesome.

Thank you Doritos, for making a single snack experience so overwhelmingly satisfying.

Thank you, Comfort Inn, for having comfy beds and a working heater. But points off for only having Pepsi in the vending machines. Can’t a girl get a Coke?

And last, but not least, good job to Old Republic Home Warranty for not sucking and getting someone out there to fix our heat way faster than you got the people out to fix our AC last summer. Really, great service this times guys. It almost makes up for you leaving a toddler and a pregnant woman in an 80 degree house for almost a month in the middle of June in SC.

Tutorial Tuesday – Three-Ring Binder Makeover, Part Three

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Tutorial Tuesday

So, you guys saw the before and the terrible sewing FAIL that resulted from my first attempt.

And now, I’d like to present…the AFTER.

Meet my new, homemade, removable, fabric three-ring binder cover.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

Now I get to show you how I made it.

*Note – I’m sure there is a better way to do this, and I’m sure that my sewing, pinning and creasing techniques leave much to be desired…however, I have been sewing for a total of five days, so cut me some slack :) *

*And another Note – I’m explaining this in great detail, because that’s what I do. I’m just tryin’ to live my life *

Alright, here we go…

1. Laid out my material for the front (outside) of the cover, wrong side up, with my binder on top. I measured about 1.5-2 inches on each side (I think that’s called seam allowance?) and made my cuts, which gave me this:

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

2. For the pocket, I used the same material as what I used on the front/outside of the cover. I didn’t really measure it…just made it line up with specific points on the binder and the fabric for the front/outside. Make sure you make your cut at least an inch extra above where you want the pocket top to be, because you have to make a hem there.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

3. For the inner lining, I used a solid, coordinating color of fabric. I cut it out to the same size as my front/outside piece, and then cut that in half.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

So, all of my pieces (five total):

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after
homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after
homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

4. Next, I started on the pocket.

I turned the material over so the wrong side was facing up, and folded it over. I ironed it down, which is maybe called “creasing” in sewing-speak. So, the fold was nice and crisp, and would be much easier to sew.

No pictures of the ironing…I can barely iron without burning something as it is, so there was no way I was going to hold a camera and iron at the same time, or else a trip to the local hospital would have to have been included in this tutorial.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

5. Here is where I could use some lessons on sewing jargon. I lined the pretty, folded side of the hem up with the 3/8 marker on my sewing machine, and sewed, so I guess that means there was 3/8 of an inch between the fold and the seam…yeah, I know, I suck at this.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

Anyway, I did steps 4 and 5 for both pockets, and ended up with this:

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

6. Next, I worked on attaching the pocket to the lining.

I laid out the one of the lining pieces on top of the binder, so that I could see where the pocket would need to be in relation to the height of the lining.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

I lined it up so that the seam of my pocket that I had just completed was even with the top of the factory pocket (because, with fabric, it would not be quite as tight, and would need to be taller to keep paper in it). Does that even make sense?

You know what, maybe you should just look at the picture.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

7. Then, I pinned the lining and the pocket together along the pocket’s seam, and folded the inside edge (inside in relation to the binder). This is where we are going to hem it to keep the pocket connected to the lining. After folding it, I ironed it down, and took my life into my own hands yet again, for the sake of creasing.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

8. Took it to my sewing machine, and did another 3/8 inch seam from top to bottom. And just a tip that The Mama-In-Law gave me…at the end of a seam, go in reverse back over the seam for a half an inch or so…this keeps your thread from coming loose. I think I said that right.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

9. For this next part, I kept having to lay everything out like it would be when it was finished, so I could see how every part related to the other. I recommend doing this a lot, unless you’re awesome at spatial reasoning…or just not as domestically challenged as I am.

We’re working on attaching the front/outside piece to the lining and pocket piece.

So, once I got it straight in my head, I laid out my front/outside piece right side up (the pretty, printed not, not the inside). Next, I got the lining/pocket piece that would go on the left (your left, when the binder is open). I laid it wrong side up (the not-pretty side) and aligned it with the top right corner of the front/outside piece.

Man, it gives me a headache just writing this…how about ya’ll?

Time for a picture:

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

10. Once it’s lined up, pin the pieces together about a quarter to a half inch to the right of where you want your seam. I laid the binder down so I could get a better idea of where the seam should be.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

The pins need to be close enough to help guide you when sewing, but far enough away that you don’t sew over the pins and break your needle. I was EXTRA careful on this part, because I am SO the person who would break the whole damn machine sewing over a pin.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

11. We’re almost done, I swear.

After that seam you can lay the whole thing down, right side up, and fold it over the binder, to see how it’s going to look. This step is essential, as it gives you the satisfaction of seeing how not effed up it looks (unless, of course, it is…in which case, sorry that my instructions are so not awesome).

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

12. Do the same thing on the other side (take the lining/pocket piece that will go on the right, line it up to the top right of the front/outside part wrong side up, pin it, and sew it…got that, right?)

13. Next, I laid out my whole big piece, with everything folded in on the seams, and laid my binder on top, again, to figure out where everything was and should be. I lined the binder pocket up with my fabric pocket (the pocket was my favorite reference point), and used pins to mark where my bottom seam needed to be. Then…I sewed it.

Is that even how you say that? I sewed it?

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

If you’re wondering, you can just keep right on sewing when you get to the hem of the lining/pocket piece…this will help keep the seam from coming loose when you’re pulling it on and off the binder.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

14. Laid my binder down again, pinned where my top seam should go, and sewed it. I have got to find out how you’re supposed to use a past tense verb to describe the act of sewing.

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

15. And now, dum dum de dum, you have this:

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

I had to re-do a few of my seams to make it tighter, because when I tried to put it on the binder, it was way too loose. So, if that happens, just do another seam slightly inside your first one.

Now, all you have to do is trim your extra fabric, and turn it right side out.

Another tip from The Mama-In-law…use a meat skewer to poke your corners out all nice and sharp…but do it gently, so you don’t poke a hole in your fabric. Heeheee…meat skewers poking in your corners.

And…iron again!

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

homemade removable fabric three-ring binder cover - tutorial - before and after

This binder cover is part of a larger project, which is making myself three custom planners…a work planner, a blog planning calendar, and a datebook (for doctor’s appointments, therapies, birthdays, etc). If anyone is interested, I’m thinking about offering the custom calendar and planner pages that I’ve designed for free download next week…so let me know if anyone wants to get more info on that.

Although, only people who really love me will even get this far, so we’ll see if anyone shows interest. I bet I could fill this space with crazy stuff and bad words, and no one would ever know. Ice cream has no bones. My pancake jumper got lost in the mail. He crawled out of a grocery hole.

And, for those who really, really love me…a quick reminder that our preschool transition meeting is today, so wish us luck!

Sewing FAIL – Three-Ring Binder Makeover, Part Two

Monday, February 8th, 2010

So, you know that binder from the other day? This one right here?

Well, see, every Christmas, Kyla gets me a planner for the coming year. For two double aught nine, he got me one with these gorgeous Japanese woodblock prints on every calendar page. But this year, he forgot to get one.

It’s totally cool, because he did surprise me with the pearl necklace I had been wanting. I know, right? He did good. I should wear it tomorrow…

Anyway, he didn’t get me a planner this year, and so I thought about going out to buy one. And then I remembered…I’m an effin graphic designer and, because of that, I own the industry standard in page layout software.

So I decided to make my own.

For a few weeks, I just used loose, printed pages of my own design, so that I could get a feel for what I wanted. Once I got my page design pretty well set, I knew I needed something to put these pages in.

And that’s where we get back to that binder. I wanted something small…not a full-sized binder, but something relative in size to my planners of previous years.

It had to be easy to clean, since I’m terrible about spilling anything that can be spilled on everything I own.

And I wanted something cute, because I like to think that I’m not a white binder type of person.

After my (relative) pillowcase success in sewing class, I found the answer. I would make a custom, removable fabric cover.

Now, here’s where the FAIL happens.

I sat down and drew up these intricate plans of how to cut the fabric at the perfect angles and how to do all of the folds and hems and where to put the trim to make, not just a binder cover, but a binder cover masterpiece. I had plans for the pocket and dimensions for the trim and even took the golden ratio into account in my layout.

So I started cutting…and folding…and pinning…and hemming…and sewing…and creasing…and sewing…

Custom fabric three-ring binder cover - sewing FAIL

And I got one. hot. mess.

Custom fabric three-ring binder cover - sewing FAIL

These photos don’t show all of my sewing, but trust me, there was a lot of horrid sewing mixed in there. There were seams that went in one direction for 3 inches and then just decided that they wanted to run the other way for a half inch or two, and there were straight seams that decided it would be more fun to meander around, like they were strolling through a used book shop.

And there was enough fabric folded and bunched up and stitched in on the wrong side that you could make a second cover. The binder would not even fit inside, because there was so much extra fabric just hanging out.

And then, just as I put in the final seam, and put that pour excuse for a binder cover out of its misery, I realized…I just went around my ass to get to my elbow. You can do this by, essentially, making two pillowcases.

Der.

Beautiful Children’s Bedding – Sewing Class Homework

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

I mentioned the other day that we’re going to be making bedding in our sewing class, and my goal is to make matching bedding for the girls. Well, our homework for this weekend (in addition to the special assignment she gave me: learning how to iron) is to research bedding to try to get some ideas for what we would like to make, so she can help us find patterns and fabrics during our field trip on Tuesday.

It gave me a great excuse to look through baby and little girl bedroom decor online for several hours this weekend.

Here are my favorites.

Pottery Barn Kids

I love Pottery Barn. I just wish I could afford to shop there. My favorite things about the bedding shown below: the sheets are just pretty, clean and simple, with a lovely floral/toile pattern; the comforters are a good weight and I love that they’re reversible; and the eyelet lace bed skirt is too sweet.

Pottery barn Kids - Amy Romantic Floral Sheeting, Amy Romantic Floral Duvet Cover, Eyelet Bed Skirt, Pink French Rose Bedding, Isabelle Toile Sheeting

(Amy Romantic Floral Sheeting, Amy Romantic Floral Duvet Cover, Eyelet Bed Skirt, Pink French Rose Bedding, Isabelle Toile Sheeting)

Target

Since Target started carrying cottage/shabby chic decor, I’ve become conditioned to start salivating anytime I see a bold red circle (as if I needed another reason to love “Tar-jay”). My favorite things about the bedding shown below: I love the cottage-y floral prints, the great texture of the chenille, MORE reversible comforters, ruffles on pillows, and the great use of multiple prints in one set without looking too tacky and schizophrenic.

Target - Tiddliwinks Cottage Chic Fitted Sheet, Simply Shabby Chic Candy Patchwork Collection sheet and bumper, Vintage Toile Bedding Set Comforter, Vintage Floral Bedding Collection, Simply Shabby Chic Lady Rose Collection Sheet, Simply Shabby Chic Belle Bedding Collection

(Tiddliwinks Cottage Chic Fitted Sheet, Simply Shabby Chic Candy Patchwork Collection sheet and bumper, Vintage Toile Bedding Set Comforter, Vintage Floral Bedding Collection, Simply Shabby Chic Lady Rose Collection Sheet, Simply Shabby Chic Belle Bedding Collection)

Babies R’ Us

I didn’t see much at Babies R’ Us in the style I was looking for, but this is awesome. I LOVE the bed skirt.

Babies R' Us - Kids Line Sweet Lullaby 6-Piece Crib Bedding Set

(Kids Line Sweet Lullaby 6-Piece Crib Bedding Set)

Ashberry Baby

This is one of those baby boutiques with all kinds of crazy crib bedding in every style imaginable. I like the floral fabrics and ruffles in these sets…but not so much the price tags.

Ashberry Baby - Gypsy Floral Kids Bedding by New Arrivals, Bed of Roses Cradle Bedding by New Arrivals Inc, Nicole Cradle Bedding, Rose Garden Crib Bedding by Doodlefish

(Gypsy Floral Kids Bedding by New Arrivals, Bed of Roses Cradle Bedding by New Arrivals Inc, Nicole Cradle Bedding, Rose Garden Crib Bedding by Doodlefish)

So, this is what I’m thinking. And don’t worry…I’ll narrow this down based on fabric selections, pattern selections, and my actual sewing abilities…a bedding set with ALL of this would look like a grandma threw up on a little Victorian girl at a garden party.

Colors: Ivory/off-white/porceline, dusty rose pink, accents – dark pink, dull red, green, overall feel should be soft and girlie
Prints: FLORAL (bet you never would have guessed that, huh?)
Textures: Lace, chenille (stripes, not dots), rough shiny satin, ruffles
Sheets and Pillow Cases: Solid color body, tiny trim, floral pattern cuff OR just a simple pattern fabric
Comforter/Duvet/Spread: Reversible (pattern on one side, quilting — ?!?! because I have so much time to learn to quilt — on the other, or a solid), with ruffle trim where the two sides meet
Dust Ruffle/Bed Skirt: Either eyelet lace trim on a floral skirt or solid color with eyelet lace trim and floral cuff (like the Babies R’ Us example)

**I yoinked the images from the above listed stores without permission, so if the owners (or their lawyers, as the case may be) see this and want anything removed, just let me know**